Current desktop with all by bits of crap scattered.
This is actually clean for once

A: Logitech MX1000 Mouse
B: Xbox360 Elite Controller with Messenger Pad
C: Guitar Tuner
D: 80GB Video iPod (G/F has iPod Touch which I must plot to steal!)
E: The centre of the desk my Macbook Pro 2.4g C2D with 4gb RAM
F: Total Annihilation CD
G: Car keys
H: Quake CD (love the classics)
I: Book 2 of Wheel of Time (currently on the 5th book)
J: World of Warcraft Burning Crusade collectors Ed.
K: Wacom Intuos 3 (Uni-pen Fine Liner 0.5mm a little south)
L: Electric Guitar that I've been neglecting of late...
M: zBoard which I can't really use for its intended purpose in OSX
N: 19" Widescreen LCD running mirror mode from laptop has itunes running.
O: Eclaire and Lumiere (sp?) from Kiddy Grade and Kasumi for DOA
P: Ayame from DOA/Ninja Gaiden and my Bioshock Big Daddy holding a cleanign cloth
Q: Various gashapon figures incl/ Zelda TP, Capcom figures, lillith, morrigan etc and halo action clix
R: Artbooks and Strategy guides. Games The Witched and Guild Wars coll eds.
S: Various CD's/Games
T: Greenery
U: Aliens Headknockers
V: Transformers, Aliens, Pokemon crap
W: Optimus Prime signed poster
X: Lillith, Transformers and an alien queen at the back.
Y: ditto and Warcraft Undead Necromancer figure
Z: Pens and pencils and my Wacom pen.